Apple Goes Full Woke with New Update: Face ID with Mask, Pregnant Man Icon

On the same day that a federal judge struck down the CDC's mask mandate on travel, Apple unleashed its new iPhone update that asks users if they would like to use Face ID with a mask on. Apparently the woke corporation doesn't want to "contribute to the spread" of COVID by temporarily requiring users to lower their mask to unlock their phones.

The update also included the highly anticipated gender-neutral pregnant person emoticons. Woke corporations believe that pregnancy is not only something that happens to women. #FollowTheScience SMH!

We're going to help Apple out and suggest the ultimate woke emoticon: Pregnant masked man!

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  • Jake Duesenberg
    published this page in News 2022-04-18 21:28:06 -0500